The Art of Conversation and the Holiday Season is here.
Wherever you go, take a few jokes with you... here are a few.
I will add more soon, thanks for visiting.
TIP: There several joke providers on the internet. I would do a search for: one-liners or short jokes.
A guy walks into a bar with a gun. As he loads a clip into the weapon, he yells out, "I have seven rounds in this clip and I am going to kill every man in this bar that had sex with my wife!" Someone yells back, "You are going to need more clips!"
What do you do with an Elephant that has three balls?
Walk him and pitch to the Rhino.
Walk him and pitch to the Rhino.
Knock knock...
Who's there?
Ach
Ach who?
God bless you... how long have you had that cold?
Who's there?
Ach
Ach who?
God bless you... how long have you had that cold?
Three frogs are standing before a judge and he asks what are you three here for?
The first frog said I am here because I blew bubbles in the water.
The second frog said he blew bubbles in the water, too.
The third frog said, "Hi Judge... I'm Bubbles."
The first frog said I am here because I blew bubbles in the water.
The second frog said he blew bubbles in the water, too.
The third frog said, "Hi Judge... I'm Bubbles."
How many computer programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
None... that's a hardware problem.
None... that's a hardware problem.